Because most of the things you find here cause friction between my thighs...
BWAHAHAHA! I never read this! I’d DIE to see it!! Oh, Rob. LMAO
Pattinson: Dancing. I used to dance all the time till I was 16 and I was at a wedding in Seattle. I didn’t realize at the time that Canadian beer is like really strong, like 7.8 percent or something. And I was just going nuts on the dance floor and my dad was like, “What are you doing?” … I’ve never been able to get that out of my head. I’m so self-conscious about it.
AP: So if nudity doesn’t make you blush, what does embarrass you?
From AP interview during Remember Me junket in March, 2010
(NICOLE EVATT, Associated Press Writer)
|Canon:||But that never-|
|Fandom:||You shut your filthy lying mouth.|