Because most of the things you find here cause friction between my thighs...
I am homesick as HELL. *sniffles, blows nose, blubbers* NINE DIIIIIIIME!
I love Fayetteville and it will always always always have a special place in my heart. I’m happy to be getting out with absolutely no ties at all but I know I’ll find my way back here somehow. Fayetteville is so simple and it’s home and it always will be. Everyone complains but I really can’t imagine having grown up somewhere else.
See you soon, nine dime!