Because most of the things you find here cause friction between my thighs...

This picture makes evil, delicious, naughty, wonderful things happen to me:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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THIS. This is why I don’t reblog his pics from this day. Well, except this, because he has a voice here. Some paps are fucking scum.
i hate papps .. i really do! :@ they are fucking annoying!
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Oh, Kristen, stop taunting my ladywood with your big sword and your large horse…..#SWATH
I’m in love with this picture!
He is wet and dirty. I’ve always been dirty and now I’m wet.
Rob in WFE…Nom Nom #Edit
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