Because most of the things you find here cause friction between my thighs...
I could have accepted this in BD…..Js.

Pmsl
JFC, can I marry this Tumblr?????
OMG I am peeing myself right now!!! BWAHAHAHA!
ROFL!!! And Rob signing it….lolololol
Team Jacob, because real men don’t sparkle. ~ Signing by Robert Pattinson, the sparkle man
:D
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Omg, my siiiiiiides!!!! LOLOL!

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG…….that is so UNF.
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LMAO!!!!!
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